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Bigger and BlackererPreface:This was the first press release that made me laugh out loud.I have not been a fan of David Cross in the past, neither has the wife to be. Well that is almost true, we both love his turn on Arrested Development, but everything else is kind of meh. While I am sure that there are other things that I like him in they just don’t come to mind. As for my previous experience with his stand-up I have very little. I remember this one bit about High Times that I thought was ... continue reading...

Daybreakers [Blu-ray] Does this film suck? I love puns. No, but this film really does suck. The wife-to-be wanted nothing to do with this dystopian, vampire, and plague mash-up. I did. B.T.W., I think that was the shortest complete sentence ever. I digress -I miss and love you Gary Coleman, the world needs more short junkies. Sorry, I feel distracted today, back to the task at hand. Lately the whole vampire this has blown up and it looks like Ethan Hawke wanted a piece of the pie. Too bad ... continue reading...

Avatar (Two-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo) [Blu-ray]If you still don’t have an opinion about this film you live under a rock. Although that rock would have been helpful to bash my brains in after my theatrical viewing. Now lets rewind a bit James Cameron is my hero, I remember when I was 12 waiting for Terminator 2 to come out on video. At that age it was the coolest thing that I had ever seen. While the films both are so cool I just got so much emotional satisfaction out of Terminator while I got ... continue reading...

TetroIt is hard to review this film without first looking back at Coppola’s work. I despise the most of it, Godfather part 1 &2 are fantastic as well as The Conversation, but from then on the suck fest begins. Apocalypse Now is bloated and misguided, yeah I said it (this is my f**k you to film school), as are the rest of his films. Tetro  proves to the world that Francis can still make a film, and he proved to me that I need a late entry to my favorite films of the year.It all begins more or ... continue reading...