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The Human Centipede (Unrated Director's Cut) [Blu-ray]Beyond shock value, this movie has no creative value, no sociological nuance, no theoretical base or ethical necessity. It’s just a disgusting examination of survival, that's all.  I took this film so I could see what the hype was all about because it seemed six months ago everyone was talking about this film.  But, now I know that this film was a sad attempt at creating torture porn that was not nearly as effective as the “August ... continue reading...

The Third Man (StudioCanal Collection) [Blu-ray]After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.Harry LimeThis is an impossible review. It may just have to be a series of praises because “The Thrid Man” is ... continue reading...

Troll 2 (The 20th Anniversary Nilbog Edition) [Blu-ray]Is it really such a dubious honor to be called “best worst movie”ever?  No.  Because I really love moves that are so bad they are good (this is exactly why I have the movie Skyline set in my date book).  Igenuinely love hilarious campy films that are not what they are intended to be.  Troll 2 really delivers on the laughs and camp. I would rather watch a movie that is “so bad its good,” than a run of the mill horror flick. While I do not ... continue reading...