Site Review: Eden Fantasys

 

There’s nothing better for romance than AMBIANCE!  Now, you all know that I am 8 months into a romance – after 10 yeas of sitting in The Home Cubicle Reading Books – so, of course, at my age I don’t know from zero about romancing the stone – or the MAN!  So I called Broad Z, of course, and she said, “WHAT!!  How OLD are you?  Get a life – check out EdenFantasys site, full of adult toys and wonderful products like candles and chocolate!  ROMANCE is their MIDDLE NAME!” …  “AND”, Z says, “if you are feeling a little frisky….you’ll love this site.”  To me Frisky is a cat food, but what do I know? After I got over the SNARKY remark about AGE, I did just what Z told me to do:  I scooted online to the adult retailer, EdenFantasys!

 Massage oils (all natural ingredients, Kama Sutra Oils, my very favorite!), and gorgeous scent aromatherapy candles!  Let me tell you, I felt 20 again!  (Shut up Z).  NOT 61.  With an array of products to keep the flame of romance in your life not just flickering but busting out into a HUGE conflagration, I kept reaching for the SHOPPING CART icon!  Yup.  I felt like a grown-up – playing in the Sandbox of Romance!

P.S.  This is SOOO much easier to enjoy this site rather than pulling into one of “those stores” and having to sneak through the leaden black doors in the BACK to be waited on by a surly Woman-Child with 20 nose piercings and her bosoms (SIZE FF) flowing out while she’s raising an eyebrow in disgust because I don’t know what to ask for!!  SAVE me – www.edenfantasys.com!