Broad A: I want to take a minute to wish all of our readers a Happy Holidays.
Broad Z: Good thinking “A” – that way we won’t have to buy them gifts.
Broad A: No, “Z” – that’s NOT why I’m doing this. They have been here for us day after day for the past seven months and I want them to know how much I appreciate them and I want to wish them a holiday filled with family, good food, and peace.
Broad Z:….and Vodka
Broad A: Why me?
Broad Z: Aw, that’s really sweet A, but you’re still giving me a present right?
Broad A: You’re incorigable Z.
Broad Z: I don’t know what that means A, but I’m going to assume that it means I’m getting a present.
Broad A: Of course you are Z.
Broad Z: Whew, that’s a good thing, or I’ll have to break open this bottle of Grey Goose I bought you and drink it all by myself.
Broad A: Z, you know I don’t drink. Why did you buy me a bottle of Vodka?
Broad Z: I totally forgot you don’t drink A ;-), guess I’ll have to pour myself a glass (good thing I had it hidden in the freezer for you). Hmmmm, let’s see what I’ve got to give you. You’ll just have to wait until tomorrow to find out.
Broad A: Happy Holidays Z.
Broad Z: Happy Holidays to all of our readers as well as to Broad A (Ava), Broad S (Sandy), Bro’ B (Ben) and me Broad Z (Zippy)