Broad A: No, I thought YOU did.
Broad Z: Oh CRAP, Now what do we do?
Broad A: I have a plan
Broad Z: Are you just showing up at the neighbors uninvited AGAIN this year?
Broad A: Don’t worry, I’ve got NEW neighbors.
Broad Z: Shoot, I’m giving Broad “S” a call….hold on. Hey, “S” did you thaw your turkey?
Broad S: Nope, going to my mom’s house.
Broad Z: Wait….I just remembered. Mr. S took care of everything, come on over.
Broad A: Thanks “Z”
Broad Z: And I’ve got the appetizers and desserts and a family that’s ready to start bickering ANY minute. You’ll feel right at home (wait til Nana gets drunk….that’s when the fun REALLY begins).
Broads A & Z: Happy Thanksgiving to ALL of our readers. May you have a wonderful day with your families (just remember to water down grandma’s wine).