Broad A: Ok, I’m sitting here Matey crunching on Pirate’s Booty Sea Salt and Vinegar baked rice & corn cunchies! Aarrgh maties, how would I have known that Pirate’s Booty would take over the ship? The landlubbers have tried to pirate the leeward side, they’re droolin’ for one of the other six flavors! But they’re MINE all MINE! I only wish they had a skull and cross on the package – OOPS they do! – but hey, Broad Z, what’s your take, lassie?
Broad Z: Have you lost it A? If you’re the pirate – can I be the wench? NOT IN THAT WAY – but, I like wench clothes a lot more. Oh and at only 130 calories a single serving bag, Pirate’s Booty will help me keep my wench-like figure. Too bad the cook in the galley can’t whip up anything as delicious as this….we’ll have to make him walk the plank.
Broad A: P.S. I hid the sunken treasure in the nifty Treasure Chest that has all my 7 flavors of Pirate’s Booty in it – gotta run! The landlubbers got their yardarms out, they do — aarrgh, hoist up the sails Peg Leg (he’s cuter than he sounds) thar’s a boy! I got me 6 more flavors to try and the Fleet is after me treasure…….
Broad Z: Well, matey – the “Z” family have been Pirate’s Booty lovers since it first came out. How come when I say “matey” it doesn’t sound right? Anyway, we buy it at Whole Foods and lots of other places (including our neighborhood grocery store), when we drop anchor. With school back in session, I’ll be betting that you and your crew will be packing up Hook Jr. and Redbeard Jr. with plenty of Pirate’s Booty in their brown bags for lunch. Keeping the galley stocked for after-school snacks is a great way to keep Little Blackbeard from eating too many of those Chocolate Doubloons you’ve got stashed away.
Broad A: Got back from the cruise with the pirates and gained 5 pounds on my hips– although there are only 130-150 calories per package of the Booty – must have been the whale blubber we had for dessert! Got head lice too from Blackbeard known as the Captain. But I came back with the bounty – I’m lounging here munching on my Barbeque Booty – this stuff is addictive. Oops gotta go – a cannonball just landed on the lawn. Gotta hide my Veggie bag of Pirate’s Booty – NOW.
Broad Z: OMG – hope the cannonball didn’t crush the treasure chest you’ve buried. Oh and “A” don’t forget that you can become a FAN of Pirate’s Booty on Facebook.
Broad A: So the cannonball landed on the begonias and the dog snitched my last bag of Aged Chedder Cheese Pirate’s Booty. Going run to the store – Peg Leg and I eloped while Walking the Plank and we want Pirate’s Booty as wedding treats for the reception and the crew. Signing off…
Broad Z: So where’s the honeymoon?
Broad A: The Devils Triangle of course! Although, Peg did suggest taking a drive on down to the Pirate’s Booty factory – that boy can eat!
Ratings are based on a 5-galleon scale
Broad A: This is the best snack ever to arrive in any treasure chest I have ever received – 5 gold galleons.
What does it taste like? If I was a pirate, I would say a bottle of rum. Since I am a mere reviewer, it tastes like crunchy cheese puff heaven!
Best Flavor – For me, The Bermuda Onion (where we ended up on our honeymoon!) What a great treat!
Broad Z: Big pirates, wenches, little pirates and even the quartermaster loves these snacks. – 5 galleons
What does it taste like: Each of the flavors (aged white cheddar, barbeque, veggie, bermuda onion, sea salt & vinegar, etc) have their own VERY distinct taste. All of them are TRUE to taste and addictive.
Best Flavor: I’ll always love the Aged White Cheddar – just keep them away from the parrot or he’ll steal the whole bag.
Thank you to Robert’s American Gourmet for providing both Broad A and Broad Z with a TREASURE CHEST full of Pirate’s Booty for this review and another for one of our readers…….
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